Please Don't Fall Down the Gap, Green 1up Mushroom
I remember the first time I played Super Mario Brothers on the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Me and R.O.B. would sit for hours, playing, laughing, engaging in deep, long conversations... oh R.O.B., I miss you buddy. Even though you were only useful with two games, you were the only one who ever really 'got' me. Like that time I discovered my first 1up mushroom... you just sat there, non judgemental, as I hopped around the room flailing my arms and screaming like a little schoolgirl.
Now that I'm older, I know longer talk to robots, but I do reminisce about the good ol' days and represent the things that made them so. And you can too, with the 1up Beanie! Lets people know that you had an awesome childhood and keeps your head warm too. Score!