Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
So I married an axe wielding assassin
You are Ratonhnhaké:ton, AKA Connor. Ancestor of Desmond Miles who, with the aid of a machine known as the Animus, relives the memories of his ancestors to find a way to avert the 2012 apocalypse. A deadly assassin, fighting for free will against the Templars, who desire control over mankind.
Your weapon of choice... The Tomahawk
A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or just running around your neighborhood screaming, "I am the Mohawk, Tomahawk Assassin! Chop, chop!"