THE THREE B'S OF MANLINESS
There is a secret code amongst all men that consists of three B's. Each of these B's symbolizes one facet of what men consider manly: Bacon, Beards, and Boyz II Men. Some say the last B is Backstreet Boys, but we say that makes 4 B's and ruins everything. The three B's of Manliness require daily completion so that an individual may leave his home at his peak manliness. This can be easily completed with breakfast, a shave, and "On Bended Knee." But, if you don't have the time for three things, may we suggest consolidating the first two with Bacon Shaving Cream.
Just like the ladies sneaking in blue Chucks on their wedding day for something blue, Bacon Shaving Cream removes the necessity for breakfast and frees up more time to beat rush hour traffic. Or, it lets you listen to a second track from the hit album "II". Every man needs the three B's and some days there just isn't enough time. So, consolidate like a man.
Safe for all skin types
Rich moisturizers and essential oils leave face clean and smelling great
Incredibly high-quality despite novelty scent
Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours
Can be used with a brush or your hands