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Canned Dragon Meat

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  • Product Description


    Loot: Canned Dragon Meat

    Quest: Supply run

    Found by: Void

    Where: Abandoned warehouse

    Zombies slayed on quest: 5


    Let them eat dragon!

    If you're like us you've probably watched Dragonslayer and thought to yourself, "I totally have the cunningness and fighting skills to be able to slay that house-sized dragon with my human-sized sword." While that probably is far fetched, let's say it was true. What would you do with the meat once you slayed it? You can't let it go to waste. And do you have the culinary skills needed to preserve it? Most likely, not. Luckily for you, we found someone with just those skills!

    From Radiant Farms, the folks that brought you Canned Unicorn Meat, brings you Canned Dragon Meat! 100% organic, free range, cage-free, pro-biotic and sustainable - Dragon Meat: The other mythical meat.


    Product Specifications

    • One can of delicious, slightly charred dragon meat
    • From your ol' friends at Radiant Farms
    • Fire-spitting glands removed
    • Dimensions: 4" diameter
    • Warning: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible. There's a stuffed dragon head inside the can. (SPOILER!)



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