Halfling Plush Slippers

My precious...

 What do Frodo Baggins, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck and Peregrin "Pippin" Took all have in common? They all seem to fall corrupt when having contact with this one damn ring. Luckily, we humans don't have to worry about that. We just work our 8 hour shift day dreaming about going home, cracking open a nice cold one, and slipping on our compfy pj's Nana got us for Christmas last year. Well now you can add to that day dream, one pair of super comfortable slippers. Whether you want to call them Halfling Slippers, Furry Adventure Slippers, Cushy Hobbit Feet, whatever, one thing is certain... these cushioned slippers have a "hobbit" of corrupting people into calling into work sick so as to stay in them all day and watch the LOTR trilogy on BluRay.

Features Include:

• Plush slippers turn your feet into furry hobbit feet
• Have giant, hairy halfling feet and still look adorable
• One size fits most
• Great to wear around the house. You could take them outside, but don't make it a habit (Ha! Bet you thought we were gonna say Hobbit!)