Problem: "I love those Magic 8 Balls I had as a kid, but now I associate "8 Ball" with booze and drugs and everything naughty, completely contradicting my innocent geek image. I wish there were a Magic Ball apropos of ME. FML."
Solution: The Geek Ball! A g33k v3rsion of the cl@ssic Magic 8 Ball.
Just look at the fancy power icon on the top, ask the Geek Ball a question, flip it over, and get a response that only a true geek will understand. Responses include geek speak such as "Fail", "Can Has", "FTW", "LOL", "Meh", "404 error", and several more. YOLO!