Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper

 Wampa Ice Creatures are carnivorous predatory reptomammals indigenous to the remote Outer Rim Territories ice planet Hoth. The bipedal beasts stand over two meters in height with shaggy white fur constantly stained by the blood and guts of slaughtered prey. Wampas are armed with jagged yellow teeth and deadly claws.

 You are a human being stuck in your driveway, trying to get the ice off your windshield so as to get to work on time.

 Now, thanks to our trusty lightsaber (not really, just some ingenuity and fabric), we have merged these things together and offer you the Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper. Keeps your hand warm and cozy while you de-ice your windshield and reflect on the reminder to never wander off alone on your Tauntaun in a sub-zero snowstorm.

Features Include:

• Ice Scraper covered in a plush Wampa mitten
• Super warm, a little gross, and totally fun to use
• Defeat ice with Wampa power!
• Machine washable
• Material: 100% polyester
• Dimensions: 17" x 8.5" (mitt), 3" x 4" (scraper)
• Officially Licensed Star Wars Product