Ted 16" (R-Rated) Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth
Yes, you heard right. The Talking Ted Bear is back! For those of you who have been living under a rock, let me explain - The Talking Ted Bear is one of those products whose demand was bigger than the supply, making it the biggest selling Christmas item of 2012. And although there were a lucky few who were able to get theirs before 2013, most people had to wait until the second wave, aka NOW, to get their hands on one. You better hurry though, they won't last long!
He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. This 16 inch Ted Plush is sure to become your Thunder Buddy 4 ever and ever! (Even if he has some stuffing in the wrong places.)
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Note: Unlike the first wave of Ted Bears, these new Ted Bears give you access to the voice box, making it possible to replace the batteries.
The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the "Ted" movie:
"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?" "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm."
"Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"
Posted by Laura on 15th Mar 2013
I absolutely love Ted and his foul mouth. I got the 16" and the little back pack clip on Ted they both talk, the big one is too funny and the little one is better behaved. Both are very soft and cuddly. I went to build a bear and bought the 16" Ted some clothes, he was very appreciative.
Posted by Unknown on 28th Feb 2013
I ordered the Ted bear as a gift for my husband. It's probably one of the best gifts he has received. He can't walk by Ted without pushing the talk button.
Just wish it had more than 5 sayings.
Posted by Jerry on 27th Feb 2013
Exactly what I ordered, Very funny, mouth moves, a GREAT gift !!!!
Posted by Franny S. on 20th Aug 2012
I love you! I want 12!