The Mug Boss
Problem: I'm a foreman at a MAJOR construction company, and I want to show the peons that work under me that "hey, I'm just like you". (Without getting my hands dirty, of course.)
Solution: The Mug Boss from Global Zombie!
Now when you call your laborers into your portable office/trailer, they will get a kick out of seeing you pull out a pen from a BucketBoss (Just like the one they use!). Of course their smile will turn into a frown as soon as they watch you sign their final paycheck, but hey - you have to cut costs somewhere, right? And you can take pride in knowing they will always remember that pompous jerk who signed their final paycheck with a pen that came out of a super cool Mug Boss!